Zeus is Preservation Pub’s in-house djinni. 

SP: The presidential campaign wears on. What do you foresee concerning Hillary Clinton’s mystery illness?

Z: I want to say that Trump could’ve done something to her, maybe put something in her drink. Whatever happens, I’m just worked we’re going to end up with martial law. The powers that be are stirring things up, provoking racial wars, attacks, innocent people are being shot.

SP: How should we interpret this seemingly kinder, gentler version of Donald Trump we’ve seen in the news lately?

Z: I think he’s being spoon-fed. They told him, whoa, you need to tone it down. You’re pissing off whole nations. You don’t have enough people behind you to run your mouth like that.

SP: What do you think is our biggest problem as a society?

Z: Disobedience. People refusing to do what God wants them to do. They want to be their own God. Too many people giving, not taking. We shouldn’t even have homelessness. We have one of the richest nations on earth. How do we even have homelessness.

SP: The trend of NFL football players not standing for the national anthem to protest racial injustice continues.

Z: We should respect America. But at the same time, we should have freedom to make our own decisions.

Zeus’ quote of the month: Not everyone is from this earth. Some of us are just passing through.