Do you know any bad jokes?

Have you heard the joke about he bed? It hasn’t been made up yet.

If you could have any superpower, what would you chose?

Probably being able to teleport, a la Star Trek. That way I could be at two different concerts at once.

Who’s your least favorite celebrity, and why?

Donald Trump. Because Donald Trump.

If you were going to torture someone, how would you do it?

It would probably have to involve either genital mutilation, or tearing out fingernails. That would be extremely painful, right? Or a rat trap on someone’s balls. Because I have a legitimate fear of setting off a rat trap on my balls.

Describe Hell.

Being buried alive. While dubstep is playing.

What’s the worst advice you’ve ever gotten?

To take the Bible literally. I think that’s the worst piece of advice a lot of people get.

What about the best advice?

Throw away stuff you don’t need in the end. But keep what’s important and know who’s your friend.

What would you say if you met the Devil?

I’d say I must be hallucinating, because I don’t believe the Devil is real. Or I’d ask him if he wanted to jam. Apparently, he’s a great fiddle player.

Describe God.

God is the connecting of everything in existence. And the languages he uses are music and science.

What would you like to put on your tombstone?

I don’t want a tombstone. I’d rather donate my body to science.