Who’s your favorite superhero?

Grumpy Cat. Because Grumpy Cat says the things everyone else is afraid to say.

What’s the best advice you’ve ever received?

My dad always reminds me to check the oil in the car. That’s as good advice as any.

Or beer then liquor, never sicker. That one always hold true for me.

What about the worst?

I went on a caving expedition once. I was told that it was ‘a good cave for beginners.’ I’ll never believe that one again.

If you were going to torture someone, how would you do it?

Make them listen to hours of heavy metal music with those vomit-sounding vocals.

What was your most embarrassing moment?

I don’t embarrass that easy.

What do you see when you look in the mirror every morning?

My cat sitting on my shoulder.

Describe Hell.

Like a box you keep trying to get out of, but you can’t.

Who is your least favorite celebrity?

Ted Cruz. He has a scary face.

What’s your least favorite song?

Any sad Christmas song.

Describe God.

A big cuddly tabby cat.