Who do you think you are: Preservation Pub Food Preparation Specialist Caleb Sharpton

12105874_10207844340569456_4032863333656202679_nWho’s your favorite superhero?

“Catwoman. She started out bad, got good, then got bad again.”

What’s your least favorite song?

“‘Watch Me (Whip Nae Nae)’ by Silento. That’s a terribly annoying song. Whenever it comes on Pandora, I’m like, ‘No! Stop that shit.'”

What was your most embarrassing drunken moment?

“I fell down the Pub stairs after a long day of whiskey drinking. ‘How did I get down here so fast??'”

If you were going to torture somebody, how would you do it?

“Make them listen to the ‘Titanic’ theme song over and over again.”

Describe God.

“God is like nature. Constantly there and constantly growing.”

Who’s your least favorite celebrity?

“Iggy Azalea. She’s all about cultural appropriation. And profiting from it. That annoys me.”

What would you like to put on your tombstone?

“He lived hard.”

Describe Hell.

“Hell is never being able to get soap sides off your body or out of your hair. They’re always there no matter how much you rinse.”

What do you say to yourself whenever you look in the mirror?

“What did I do last night?”

What would you say if you met the Devil?

“Wanna go get a drink?”

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