Zeus, a renowned djinni and spiritual counselor, resides underneath the stairwell at Preservation Pub.

Peyton Manning has won second Superbowl now. Should he retire?

Z: Yes, while he’s still young, and relatively healthy. He’s done his job. He’s proven what he can do.

It’s time for more Trumpwatch. Donald Trump lost the first primary in Iowa to Ted Cruz. What does that mean for his candidacy?

Z: It’s just a battle, not the war. You win the war, that’s when you’ve done something. It ain’t over ’til it’s over.

On the Democratic side, what do you make of the Sanders-Clinton race?

Z: I’m not going to say it’s rigged. But they have to make it look good. Somebody’s doing a lot of good stage work.

Groundhog Day has come and gone. What’s your opinion of this weird annual tradition?

Z: People should look toward the sky for solutions, not the ground. If you want to know what’s going on around you, look above you.

They’ve brought back the popular “X-Files” TV show for a six-episode mini-series. Why do you think they’ve brought it back now?

Z: I believe they’re trying to leak out information, slowly, to let the world know what’s to come. I think all of it’s true.

The aliens have been here since the beginning of time. It’s in the Bible. It’s in the Hindu texts. There are so many ancient sources talking about the same thing. 

We’re one little microscopic dot in the universe. People would be crazy to think we’re alone.

Zeus’ Quote of the Month: They key is not to judge. And not to ask for things we don’t need, but to enjoy the things we already have. Tomorrow isn’t promised to anybody, but today has already been given.