Q: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

A: Probably teleportation. It would be convenient, and it would be really cheap to travel.

Q: Who is your least favorite celebrity?

A: Taylor Swift.

Q: If you were going to torture someone, how would you do it?

A: I’d probably hire someone to follow them around with a high-pitched whistle and constantly blow it in their ear.

Q: What is the best advice you’ve ever received?

A: Don’t take anything too seriously.

Q: What actress would you like to have play Rebecca Neely in a movie?

A: Lena Dunham. I love her.

Q: What is your least favorite song?

A: “God Bless the USA,” by Lee Greenwood

Q: Describe your most embarrassing moment ever.

A: I once drunk-dialed one of my college professors at 4 in the morning and told him how he attractive he was on his voicemail. Then he told everyone in class and I never wanted to go back. He was such an ass. Which is probably why was so attractive.

Q: What is your favorite bad movie?

A: I watched “Plan 9 From Outer Space” when I was a kid, and I actually thought it was really scary. I couldn’t take a shower for over a year.

Q: Who is your favorite superhero?

A: Iron Man. Because he actually earned it; he’s just really smart. And he’s probably the most realistic super-hero.

Q: Describe your worst date ever.

A: It was a blind date a friend set me up with. The first thing he asks me is how many children I want. Then he brings up how women should not be in the workplace because women were built to be mothers by God. Then he starts talking about how black people and gays deserve to have AIDS. I thought it was a prank, at first; I was looking around for cameras. But I ended up yelling at him at the table in the restaurant and leaving in the middle of dinner.