Zeus is a djinn (No, really.) He’s also Preservation Pub’s resident spiritual counselor. He can be found several nights out of the week underneath the stairwell, dispensing words of wisdom for a small donation.

What’s your feeling on the unrest in the city of Baltimore — riots, police violence, curfews, etc.?

I saw a picture of that scene recently, and up in the sky in that picture, buried in the clouds, was an evil spirit. I think evil has been unleashed there.

We have to come together as one instead of everybody thinking they’re separate. It’s not a color thing, it’s a human race thing.

Everybody was obsessed with the Floyd Mayweather/Manny Pacquiao fight. Why do we pay so much attention to things like that?

I think people have too much time on their hands. So much energy that could be used on a higher purpose.

Every car I drive keeps breaking down. What’s going on there?

I think it’s time for you to learn how to walk.

Nowadays, everyone seems to spend most of their time on their cell phone or mobile device. Is that really good for us?

When we use a cell phone, it should be brief. They’re effecting our auras, our energy.

You know, there was a time when we used to visit people.

Zeus’s wisdom of the week: 

“Everyone in the world is trying to go backwards. We’re trying to make money, do our thing, then we think we’ll fix the Earth, later. We should fix the Earth first.”