Do you know any jokes?

What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim…

That’s my joke.

What actor would you want to play Jarius Bush in a movie?

50 Cent. “Get Rich or Die Trying: Part II.” It’ll be about me.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

The ability to play any kind of instrument, and any style of music. Any musical idea that comes to mind, I could manifest it.

Who’s your favorite superhero?

Spawn. First because he’s black. And second, he’s the most unique superhero. The villains in Spawn are angels… I think that’s dope.

Describe your worst date ever.

I was 19. I went to the movie theater with this 18-year-old. I was broke, and she had to pick me up. It was just weird — it sucked. And I didn’t really feel the movie. Then we wreck on a curve on the way home. It was a train wreck. Never talked to her again after that.

What’s the best advice you’ve ever received?

Always be in state of moving forward, and if I have an idea, write it down. Zeus (Preservation Pub’s resident spiritual counselor) told me that.

You’re having a Moonshine Roof Garden Party at Preservation Pub. What three guests would you be sure were on the list?

We got Biggie Smalls headlining the show. He’s gonna be bustin’ some hot bars on that ass, and he’s releasing his new album, “Ready to Live.” I got D.J. Wigs spinning for the night. And the big homie Napoleon Hill in the corner giving advice, and free copies of “Think and Grow Rich.”

Describe your most embarrassing moment.

It was min middle school, during a track meet. One of my friends ankled me, pulled my pants down in front of everybody. And I was wearing whitey tighties.

What’s the worst song you’ve ever heard?

“With Arms Wide Open,” by Creed. I got a child, and I don’t feel that at all.

Who’s your least favorite celebrity?

The lead singer of Creed (Scott Stapp). F@#k him.