Who do you think you are: Former Pub/Scruffy City Bartendress Adrienne Corts

1907589_633138363496670_9118314737668232012_nWho is your favorite superhero?

I really like Batman. I love Batman. And I especially loved the original movie Batman, Michael Keaton.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

To time travel. Because I want to go back in time and see all the bands that my parents saw, for only $2.50 a show.

Who would you like to play Adrienne Corts in a movie about your life?

Lilly Tomlin would be awesome. I’ve been told several times I look like her.

What is your least favorite song?

I’m so sick and tired of hearing anything by Nirvana. I used to love them, but I can’t stand them now.

Who is your least favorite celebrity?

Tom Cruise. He gets on my last nerve. Not a fan.

What was your most embarrassing drunken moment?

I don’t remember it.

If you were going to torture someone, how would you do it?

By making them crawl in my little tiny shoes through the this whole bar, listening to everything everyone in this bar ever says, and then having to mix every drink they called out perfectly.

What would you say if you met the Devil?

“Ready, set, go, bitch!”

What’s your favorite guilty pleasure?

‘NSync. Love ’em.

What do you say to yourself whenever you look in the mirror?

That I hope I make my dad proud.

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