Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and says, ‘Does this taste funny to you?’
Who’s your favorite superhero?
Probably Batman. I learned something from Batman. The Batman is always prepared.
What was your most embarassing drunken moment?
The time I first got back on a bicycle after a whole year without one. I was so happy, I went out and got drunk, came back outside and face-planted in the middle of Market Square.
What actor would you like to see play Josh Hyatt in a movie?
Is it too over-confident to say Johnny Depp?
If you were going torture someone, how would you do it?
I’ll quote from Silence of the Lambs. “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
Describe the worst band you’ve ever seen.
I don’t remember their name, but I had to assist the Pub security in kicking their asses out of here.
I think we experience pieces of Heaven and pieces of Hell in the waking world around us. And the parts of Hell we experience are what we make for ourselves, what we make the world out to be.
I believe that when you hit the dirt, your spirit is going on to the next purpose, if it can. If it’s too exhausted and heavy, it’s not going to make that trip.
Who is your least favorite celebrity?
What’s the best advice you’ve ever received?
To trust the light inside myself and keep rolling.