Q: What’s your favorite joke?
A: What does Bruce Lee drink after a workout? Waa-Taa!
Q: If you were going to torture somebody, how would you do it?
A: Slowly. I would force them to eat one grain of rice at a time. Or I would force them to be my friend.
Q: Describe Hell.
A: Being surrounded by Caucasians.
Q: What would you like to inscribe on your tombstone?
A: “Death is no different from birth. Except that birth is more violent.”
Q: Who is your favorite celebrity?
A: Saul Young.
Q: What actor would you like to see play Saul Young in a movie?
A: Bruce Lee.
Q: If you were to meet the devil, what would you say to him?
A: “Thank you.”
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Great humor always brings it’s pal, wisdom. I love your humor. But what about us Caucasians, how do we get away from being surrounded by each other? Help!