Shaunah Whited: shopping for invisible planes

Q: Who’s your favorite superhero?

A: Wonder Woman. She’s a strong, awesome female. And she has good hair.

Q: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

A: There’s a lot I’d like to have, but I’d like to fly the most. Just for that feeling.

Q: You’re having a Moonshine Roof Garden party at Preservation Pub. What three famous guests would you like to host?

A: George Strait; Amelia Earhart; and Kurt Cobain.

Q: What actress would you like to see play Shaunah Whited in a movie about your life?

A: Zooey Deschanel.

Q: If you were going to torture someone, how would you do it?

A: Have you ever seen the movie Audition? There you go.

Q: What was your most embarrassing drunken moment?

A: I ran into a bathroom door in public. It was really dark and I missed the handle.

Q: Who is your least favorite celebrity?

A: Angelina Jolie. Ever since she took Brad from Jen, we have not been cool.

Q: Describe Hell.

A: Working a double where nobody tips.

Q: What’s your least favorite song?

A: Anything by Pearl Jam.

Q: Describe God.

A: Love.

Q: What’s the worst rumor you’ve ever heard about yourself?

A: Being accused of going out with someone I didn’t even know, who I’d never even spoken to.

Q: What is your spirit animal?

A: A horse. They’re gentle and elegant, but also strong.

Q: What do you say when you look at yourself in the mirror?

A: “Does my hair look dirty enough that I actually have to wash it?”