Q: Who’s your favorite superhero?
A: Wonder Woman. She’s a strong, awesome female. And she has good hair.
Q: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
A: There’s a lot I’d like to have, but I’d like to fly the most. Just for that feeling.
Q: You’re having a Moonshine Roof Garden party at Preservation Pub. What three famous guests would you like to host?
A: George Strait; Amelia Earhart; and Kurt Cobain.
Q: What actress would you like to see play Shaunah Whited in a movie about your life?
A: Zooey Deschanel.
Q: If you were going to torture someone, how would you do it?
A: Have you ever seen the movie Audition? There you go.
Q: What was your most embarrassing drunken moment?
A: I ran into a bathroom door in public. It was really dark and I missed the handle.
Q: Who is your least favorite celebrity?
A: Angelina Jolie. Ever since she took Brad from Jen, we have not been cool.
Q: Describe Hell.
A: Working a double where nobody tips.
Q: What’s your least favorite song?
A: Anything by Pearl Jam.
Q: Describe God.
Q: What’s the worst rumor you’ve ever heard about yourself?
A: Being accused of going out with someone I didn’t even know, who I’d never even spoken to.
Q: What is your spirit animal?
A: A horse. They’re gentle and elegant, but also strong.
Q: What do you say when you look at yourself in the mirror?
A: “Does my hair look dirty enough that I actually have to wash it?”