Jayme Hogan: Pretty okay

Q: Who’s your favorite superhero?

A: The X-men. And probably my favorite one of them is Mystique, because she can turn into anybody or anything.

Q: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

A: Flying. Absolutely.

Q: What was your most embarrassing drunken moment?

A: One time down in New Orleans, I got kicked out of a bar because I drunkenly got up and started dancing on a pool table.

Q: If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?

A: I’d abandon my vegetarianism and eat all of the most extravagant and exotic foods available. Then I’d go skydiving, go running, and get really drunk. And eat a shit-ton of mangos.

Q: What would you like to have inscribed on your tombstone?

A: “Here lies Jayme. She was pretty okay.”

Q: Who is your least favorite celebrity?

A: Ann Coulter!!

Q: Describe your worst date ever.

A: For Valentine’s Day this year, my boyfriend took me to Hooter’s.

Q: Who would you like to play the part of Jayme Hogan in a movie about your life?

A: Ellen Page, on the condition she can’t do any of her annoying Juno shit.

Q: What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?

A: One time my windshield broke on my car, and I told my stepdad a rock hit it. But really, I somehow put my foot up and pushed hard enough to break it. He paid to get it fixed.

Q: You’re having a Moonshine Roof Garden party at Preservation Pub. What three famous historical/celebrity guests would you like to host?

A: Dr. Martin Luther King; Puccini; and, sadly, Lady Gaga.

Q: If you were going to torture someone, how would you do it?

A: An Iron Maiden seems pretty effective. Or I’d just sing a really high opera note until they cracked.

Q: What do you say when you look in the mirror?

A: I need a haircut!

Q: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?

A: What do you get when you throw a Steinway down a mine shaft? A flat miner.