Q: Who’s your favorite superhero?
A: The X-men. And probably my favorite one of them is Mystique, because she can turn into anybody or anything.
Q: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
A: Flying. Absolutely.
Q: What was your most embarrassing drunken moment?
A: One time down in New Orleans, I got kicked out of a bar because I drunkenly got up and started dancing on a pool table.
Q: If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
A: I’d abandon my vegetarianism and eat all of the most extravagant and exotic foods available. Then I’d go skydiving, go running, and get really drunk. And eat a shit-ton of mangos.
Q: What would you like to have inscribed on your tombstone?
A: “Here lies Jayme. She was pretty okay.”
Q: Who is your least favorite celebrity?
A: Ann Coulter!!
Q: Describe your worst date ever.
A: For Valentine’s Day this year, my boyfriend took me to Hooter’s.
Q: Who would you like to play the part of Jayme Hogan in a movie about your life?
A: Ellen Page, on the condition she can’t do any of her annoying Juno shit.
Q: What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?
A: One time my windshield broke on my car, and I told my stepdad a rock hit it. But really, I somehow put my foot up and pushed hard enough to break it. He paid to get it fixed.
Q: You’re having a Moonshine Roof Garden party at Preservation Pub. What three famous historical/celebrity guests would you like to host?
A: Dr. Martin Luther King; Puccini; and, sadly, Lady Gaga.
Q: If you were going to torture someone, how would you do it?
A: An Iron Maiden seems pretty effective. Or I’d just sing a really high opera note until they cracked.
Q: What do you say when you look in the mirror?
A: I need a haircut!
Q: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
A: What do you get when you throw a Steinway down a mine shaft? A flat miner.