Q: Who is your favorite superhero?
A: I like the Hulk a lot. I’ve always liked the Hulk; I think he’s sensitive.
Q: Describe your worst date ever.
A: It was a recurring horrible date. My ex-boyfriend took me to IHOP all the time. I never had the heart to tell him that I hate IHOP.
Q: Who is your most hated celebrity?
A: Taylor Swift.
Q: Describe Hell.
A: Pitch black. Really hot, and playing loud dubstep.
Q: If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
A: Anything that came to mind. Go to the mountains; try to hit the ocean; and try every drug.
Q: Describe God.
A: I think he’s non-judgmental, caring, and a free spirit.
Q: You’re having a Moonshine Roof Garden party at Preservation Pub. What three famous historical or fictional guests would you like to host?
A: Jimi Hendrix; George Washington; and Jason Segal.
Q: What is your least favorite song.
A: That new “Selfie” song [by The Chainsmokers]. Worst. Song. Ever.
Q: Describe your most embarrassing moment.
A: There was a famous metal band in town, which I’d never listened to. They were hanging out in a bar, and one of the guitarists latched onto me. And I ended up going back to their tour bus. My friends followed me because they knew I was wasted. I ended up in the back of a tour bus, um, “having a conversation” with this guy, until eventually my friends had to come and get me out. Otherwise, I was going to be going to Atlanta.
Then we peed in the alley. There was that time, and then the time I threw up on my chicken. At dinner with my parents.