Who do you think you are: Sapphire bartendress Erica Casey

Erica Casey

Erica Casey: likes dogs, but not Pitbull

Q: What’s the worst joke you’ve ever heard?

A: There’s two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins says, “It’s hot in here!” The other one screams, “Ahhh! A talking muffin!”

Q: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

A: Mind reading. Not only would it be very advantageous politically, but you could see what people are really thinking about you.

Q: Who’s your favorite superhero?

A: Is Luke Skywalker a superhero? He’s my favorite.

Q: Describe Hell.

A: Fire. Torture. Screaming. Barbed wire.

Q: Describe your most embarrassing drunken moment.

A: I was walking my dog one day, and I saw some friends and started running after them. face-planted and ate shit. I think I tripped on the leash.

Q: If you met the Devil, what would you say to him?

A: “Set my people free!”

Q: If you could invent your own designer drug, what would it do?

A: Is there a live-forever drug? Never age and live forever.

Q: If you were going to torture someone, how would you do it?

A: Sexually.

Q: Describe the worst band you’ve ever seen.

A: Just like uncoordinated guitars and too much double bass. It was not melodic or harmonious in any way.

Q: You’re having a Moonshine Roof Garden party at Preservation Pub. What three famous guests would you like to host?

A: [Death Cab for Cutie frontman] Ben Gibbard; Gandhi; and [Scottish philosopher] David Hume

Q: What’s your least favorite song?

A: That f@#$in’ “Timber” song by Pitbull. Like if a tree is falling, everyone’s going to see it coming?

Q: What would you like to put on your tombstone?

A: Just my name. Don’t need anything else; I’m gone.


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