Who is your favorite band? Why?
The V-Roys! “Cold Beer Hello”
What is the best (or worst) joke you have every heard?
Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a box.
Who is your favorite superhero? Why?
Batman. Because he has cool toys.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Why?
To be invisible to sneak into the girls locker room.
What is your favorite Preservation Pub story?
Coming to the Pres Pub at 11am to be in the commercial, stayed all day drinking till 11pm !(Taxi Home!)
What is your most embarrassing drunken moment/story.
While standing at the bar ordering a drink, someone pulled my pants & underwear down!
You are having a Moonshine Roof Garden party at the Pub, name three historical or fictional characters you would like to have as guests.
Groucho Marx, Louis Armstrong, and Hitler
What do you want to do when you grow up?
A Playboy Photographer.
What is the biggest lie you have ever told?
That I am a Playboy Photographer.
If you were going to torture someone, what would you do to them?
I’d put fire ants in their pants.
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, and you could do anything you wanted to do today, what would you do?
I would run up the biggest tab ever at the Pres Pub.
That guy/girl over there is really cute. What’s the best way you know to get them to notice you?
I would put my Metro Gnome hat on and give her a wink and a smile.
What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
Not drinking PBR!
Describe Hell.
A Pub without beer!
Describe the worst band/musical act you have ever seen.
Any band who does not play a Pres Pub.
What would you put on your tombstone?
Pepperoni.
Describe your worst date ever.
She was married and pregnant.
What is the best (or worst) rumor you’ve ever heard about yourself.
That my beard is fake.
What historical event would you most like to have experienced?
The repeal of prohibition.
What would you do for your 15 minutes of fame?
What? I’m already famous.
What do you think when you look at yourself in the mirror?
Hot Damn!
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